Not nearly as annoying as the medical headhunters

Someone in India thinks they have my gmail address and signs up for stuff with it, which means I get spam meant for them. Today I just received the most remarkable one yet:

"Sir/Madam,
We have great pleasure in introducing before you our latest book ‘AMAZING ENGLISH’ – a full-fledged and fully-packed collection of almost all the curious and fun-sparkling facts in the English Language..."