I get lots of spam

Luckily, it's mostly flagged because it comes through a joint email moderators have and we're running SpamAssassin. However, in an attempt to be clever, spammers are putting a couple of dictionary words in the subject line, sometimes with a random collection of letters at the end. Fortunately, that doesn't seem to be working on me.
I get evaluations like:
(taken out because it breaks LJ)
Which is kind of cool.

The funny thing is how some of these subject lines come out. So I've saved up my last two or three days worth, and I'll post the better ones, while omitting the Viagra and other less entertaining ones
Cut for worksafeness and length:
( My spam subjects )