Expect to see a not-inconsiderable number of posts from me today

I'm at work. I've taken 50% of our calls today so far, namely 1 out of 2.

So I may be catching up on the LiveJournal posting I failed to do in the past month or 3.

First up, a funny link:
"I fought the towel and the towel won"

Next, two Dirty Classics, courtesy of Halfway down the Danube

Indian story from ~600AD

Greek stories from ~270BC